pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

(via prayzer)

rabioheab:

reblog if you are actually a ghost from the 1800’s that is blogging from beyond the grave

(via theoriginalpersianversion)

thesadghostclub:

Rule number 3.
You can get 30% off all SAD GHOST CLUB merch, with the code MATHEMATICAL via the shop

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via yeeitsjoy)

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via pizza)

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

(via sadangrylatina)

When someone tells you that you should not eat something because you have diabetes

whatdiabetesshouldcallme:

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